Alleged Marijuana Brownies Sicken 6 Students
So, I don't smoke pot, nor do I intend to start. However, Benadryl is still an otc medication. Cherry flavored brownies sound pretty good to me! HAHAHAHA!
Seriously, I would to have loved to be the teacher of this class. Can you imagine? And did the munchies hit these kids in time for lunch? "Can I have an extra cheeseburger?" Were they stealing fries off their friend's tray? And did any of them suffer paranoia? "The 7, it's coming to eat me!" (Get it, why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 8 9.) And how did they figure out the brownies were laced with marijuana (which, btw is a cool word in print... not often you see an i next to a j)? Which teacher made the sacrifice and took a bite? Imagine being a student in that class.
Despite the legal ramifications of spiking brownies with marijuana and sending them to school with your kid, it's a pretty interesting idea. Mom must've been sleeping in after a rough night while her kid went to school. Poor kid thought, "Wow! Brownies for breakfast! Yay me." Little did he know, he just began his career as a drug dealer.
So, what would a recipe for Benadryl Brownies look like? Could you even legally buy enough to make the risk worthwhile? Seems like a potential Christmas Eve traditional treat to me.
***Just for the record, in case child welfare ever investigates, I have never and would never give my children unnecessary medication.
Lysa
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